itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

(via iwontstandalone)

 

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via queenlupone)

 

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via jgardoski)

 

missglinda:

WHOEVER SAID MUSICAL THEATRE SONGS CAN’T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BADASS BITCH CLEARLY WAS PULLING ON SOMEONE’S DICK LIKE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BITCHIN MUSICAL THEATRE SONG BC THERE’S NOTHING THAT HAS MORE POWER LET ME TELL YOU

(via queenlupone)

 

disneyismyescape:

monorailsandmagic:

So at the end of the Frozen Sing-Along Elsa was belting that high note like she does but then to her misfortune a paper snowflake landed right in her mouth. I was laughing so hard. Then when I saw that I actually captured photos of the occasion I started laughing even harder omg

omg 

(via meridadunbroch)

 

franklinshepard:

i feel like other people probably just describe me as like “really annoying, but in an occasionally endearing way”

 

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via spread-sunshine)

 

Meghann Fahy - Remember This

getswankified:

kadinana:

"Remember This" from Kerrigan-Lowdermilk’s musical The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown performed by Meghann Fahy.


"Can you do something so simple as not know where you’re going?"

 
 
fuzzykitty01:


p1ants:

every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a lil part of my soul evaporates

RUN YOU FOOL THAT IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

fuzzykitty01:

p1ants:

every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a lil part of my soul evaporates

RUN YOU FOOL THAT IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

(via idontseeyoucrocheting)